Life of a small boar

Something I found while I browse through blogs which I find rather interesting and touching. When Jesus says that He knocks and waits outside the door of our hearts, He is that humble. Heck, He even sends out CV(all those leaflets) when we reject Him point blank. He seeks every way of reaching us, wishing to grant us abundant life. How any of us are willing to sign Him a life contract with immediate effect?


Jesus' CV
My name is Jesus - The Christ. many call me Lord! I've sent you my CV because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplistment as set forth in my CV.

Qualifications

I founded the Earth and establish the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)

I formed man from dusts on the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)

I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)

I redeemed man from the curse of law, (See Galatians 3:13)

The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upong your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)


Occupational Background

I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49)

I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.

My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)


Skills and Work Experience

Some of my skills and work experience include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty those that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18)

I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6).

People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33)

Most imprtantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you off your sins, (see John 1:7-9)


Educational Background

I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6)

In me are hid all the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3)

My Word is so powerful, it has been described as being a light unto your feet and lamp unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105)

I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21)


Major Accomplishments

I was an active participan in the the greatest Summit meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26)

I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15)

I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15)

I miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead! There are many more major accomplisments, too many to mention here. you can read them on my website which is located and www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an internet connection or computer to access my website.


References

Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance.


In Summation

Now that you've read my CV, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart.

In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47)

When can I start?